Ari Gold Quotes
Lizzy: You screwed me. And I'm gonna do everything I can to pay you back.
Ari: Is it that time of the month for you Lizzy? Because I think that your hormones are making your brain forget WHO YOU'RE THREATENING.
I did play a little [football] in high school. I was pretty good for a Jew.
Barbara Miller has committed ten million dollars and agreed to work for free as the mascot. How about that? The L.A. Cougars.
Ari (after hanging up on Katzenberg): Call my wife. I may even take her to dinner. You go to dinner as well on me. You got a girl?
Jake: Not right now.
Ari: Well you want cash for a hooker? Either way.
Andrew! What a tragic time to be calling. I just landed an NFL team in Los Angeles and if you didn't blow your entire career up your nose you'd be banging cheerleaders up in a luxury box with us.
Don't try to get intimate with me Jake, it makes me uncomfortable.
Jerry: How would you like to own an NFL team Mr. Gold?
Ari: I love you - I love it.
Mrs. Ari: [This chandelier] is murano glass and it was originally owned by Sophie Loren.
Ari: I'd rather look at nude photos of her original body.
Lizzy: I'm not asking you because I need you, but I'm on the verge of signing an executive producer from Glee.
Ari: I don't sing.
This family's going to own an NFL team and we're going to talk about it 24 hours a day.
Lizzie: Ari, I'm not satisfied.
Ari: Sorry kid. I'm not the guy that's going to satisfy you.
I would have spun Lloyd around if he was in front of me and if I could lift him.
