Alex Kerkovich Quotes
When you say it outloud like that it just really sinks in, like when I found out Gossip Girl was a guy.
Pearl Harbor cause we want this wedding to be da bomb! Like that Michael Bay movie Armageddon.
So cute, Penny. You should take him to Bone Town - you know, that rib joint on Holstead? I love that place.
Uh, Dave welcome to the 31st century.
Come on throw some shade to Papa.
Excuse me, I don't normally do this. But you have the hair of a greek shipping magnate's worthless son.
Wait Penny wrote a play about a guy who's about to get his heart ripped out? Is this about Dave?
If we put a man on the moon, I'm pretty sure we could put a chicos in the clouds.
Dave: She has to read my energy in person. Don't you know how science works?
Alex: Hey hey, you know I don't.
Oh no, do not lump me in with this bullcorn. Ghosts are real. Just like warlocks and doolas. I am on the fence about chupacabras, not saying they're real, not saying they're not. They're real.
You had Jane plan you a backup wedding in an underground bunker just in case North Korea quote grew a pair, but you never thought of who's gonna walk you down the aisle?
Alex: You gave me a serious addiction to candy cigarettes.
Jane: You broke my Bob Dole action figure.