Are you suggesting we should steal? Hey, it ain't stealing if ...

Apu: Are you suggesting we should steal?
Moe: Hey, it ain't stealing if you take it fast.


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Moe Szyslak, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 19: "Crook and Ladder"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 19 Quotes

We're not thieves. We're scavengers. Like the beautiful vulture, or the heroic tapeworm, or America's sweetheart, the maggot.

Homer

Marge: I'm sorry, Maggie, but growing up means giving up the things you love.
Grampa: It's true. I had to give up everything but raisins, and the doctor says even those are killing me. Sweet, plump coffin nails they are.

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