All right, this is it. You just brace yourself and let me handle...
Turk: All right, this is it. You just brace yourself and let me handle this all nice and smooth like. All right? Hey, Mom! Guess what?
Carla: Hi, Mrs. Turk. I'm gonna cut right to the chase. I'm Carla, and I apologize if your son hasn't told you about me yet. Honestly, I don't know how you put up with him as long as you did. Still, you should know he loves me very much, I feel the same way, and we're really, really good together.
Mrs. Turk: Are you two sharing a bed?
Turk: Noooo!
Carla: Yes, ma'am, we are, but if you're a good judge of character, I think you can tell, I'm not messing around.
Mrs. Turk: Carla. That's a nice name.
Carla: Thank you.
Turk: Listen, it is, Mother-
Mrs. Turk: Oh, please! Not telling me about her. Dear, do me a favor. Don't give him any for a month or so.
Carla: Done!
Turk: No, it can't go down like that! It just can't go down like that!
- Characters:
- Turk, Carla Espinosa
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 1 Episode 19: "My Old Man"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- Turk Quotes, Carla Espinosa Quotes, Scrubs Season 1 Episode 19 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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