Neil: Work is over. Why does she want us to stick around? Gurgs: Well, maybe she got us a present. Maybe we can wear it. Oooh, or eat it. Maybe we can wear it then eat it. Chocolate jackets!
Random bald guy: Carmine, what are you doing here? Carmine: I got caught robbing this lady’s store. Dan: He’s joking. The only thing my client is guilty of is possession of a razor-sharp wit.