OB GYN: Dorota, how are you? Blair: She's fine. I'm Blair, Dorota's employer. I have a few questions. Dorota: Just go with it. Is only way. Blair: What about breast sensitivity? She practically screams when anyone touches them. I can hear her all the way in Queens. Doctor: Perfectly normal. Blair: Great. And how long until she can determine the father of her child? She's had a few one night stands with the staff of our building... Dorota: Blair Cornelia Waldorf!
Dan: Blair, what's going on? I thought you were mad at me. Blair: And I forgive you if you shut up and guard the door. Dan: It's not like you to forgive me. Or run away from a feast.