Emma's mom: How's your eating? You are on your own now. You need to be careful about your calorie intake. OK? Are you keeping your food log?
Emma: Yes, mom. I am completely balanced.
Emma's mom: You look an inch or two shorter than usual, so you might need to add 50 calories. Yeah, I'm just... I'm just gonna check your height I've got the measuring tape here.
Emma: Mom, do not measure me!