Carlos: You've got some admirers out there. Lynette: Oh? Carlos: Yeah, as you walked by, I heard one of them say, "check out the rack on that one." Lynette: Aw... Can I do the honors and call security?
Gabrielle: Ana bought condoms in what looked like a valu-Pack. John: Wow. I had no idea she was that serious. I mean, I was only flirting with her... a little. Gabrielle: Well, she's 17, so you're also flirting with on orange jumpsuit.