Phoebe: (About Ross's chances to date Rachel) Hang in there, it's gonna happen. Ross: Okay, now how do you know that? Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.
Joey: If you hated the bracelet so much Chandler, you should have just said so. Chandler: Well, doesn't the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me? Joey: What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me? Chandler: Okay, well, that's the part where I'm a wank.