Dr. Cox: Hey, Jordan. Jordan: You know, it's funny - I can't even be pissed and want you to die, screaming in agony, as two horses pull you apart when I'm looking at this beautiful face.
Elliot: He wants to know why his brother lied to him. J.D.: Uh... I guess he was trying to protect you. Or maybe he thought he was trying to protect you, but he was actually protecting himself. Elliot: Hang on, I forgot what "protect" is, and you used it, like, five times.