Janitor: How you doing. J.D.: Did you just climb down an elevator shaft to torment me? Janitor: Well, sometimes in life you gotta do what you gotta do.
Elliot: Paul. I know that I've been acting like an insecure idiot, but... if you'll forgive me, I'd love to take you for dinner tonight. Paul: Screw that. I'll cook for you. I've only got one apron, though, so bring your own if you want to wear one.