Okay, those might not be the exact lyrics of the captain's revenge song. But we can't wait to see what other tunes he has in store for the musical hour.
Captain Hook sings of his battle with the Dark One. He's planned to skin the croc for centuries. Thanks to Snow and Charming, it looks like he may get his chance.
Why doesn't the pirate want the royals' gold? Because taking them to their destination would halt his search for the Dark One. And he's been dreaming of making him pay.
When he's not plundering or searching for the Dark One, Captain Hook's busy thinking about the love he lost. Little does he know, his true love is waiting thirty short years in the future!
Captain Hook doesn't appreciate his future mother-in-law asking questions before the end of the song. Thankfully, Snow White is not one to be easily intimidated.
Despite his eagerness to regale Prince Charming and Snow White with his tales of revenge, Captain Hook is not interested in their money. But they may have something to sway him.
We think it's safe to say no one involved realized they'd be family one day. But isn't it sweet that Emma's future husband may have helped her parents protect her?
Prince Charming and Snow White have made what they consider a generous offer for the captain's services. But the pirate's about to school them in the reasons why he's not for sale.
After the loss of his first love, Captain Hook's one and only focus is revenge on the man who killed her. But that doesn't stop him from indulging in the occasional pint of rum.