Walden Schmidt

Ashton Kutcher joined the cast of Two and a Half Men as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire who buys Charlie Harper's Malibu beach home after the latter passed away.  Walden is recently having marital problems and who better to give him advice than his new roommate, Alan?

Walden Schmidt Quotes

Alan: The only reason to wear a hat on a date is to cover a bald spot.
Walden: Here you go, for your next date.

Walden: How do I look?
Alan: Your face should be on gay money.

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket

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