Resident Alien
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Liv Baker
Liv Baker is the Patience, Colorado deputy and a true believer in aliens.
Liv Baker Quotes
Liv: Pass me some more tape?
Mike: What are you doing with all these sponges?
Liv: I didn't want to raise red flags using department resources, so I bought the fingerprint kit online, and the scrubber is for my cast iron skillet.
Mike: Wait. Wait. You wash your cast iron skillet? You can't do that! Where do you think the food's flavor comes from?
Liv: The food?
Mike: The skillet! What you think got more flavor? The food you cookin' or ten years of food cooked on iron?
Liv: I don't know, but now my stomach feels weird.
Mike: Shit. Scrubbin' a cast iron skillet, that's like, that's like washin' your hands before you eat a sandwich. Half of what you taste on a sandwich, that's finger flavor.
Liv [music blasting in the background]: Listen, that duffle bag belongs to the alien tracker's son. I found the information in a diary.
Mike: Who has diarrhea?
Liv: No! DIARY!
Mike: Diarrhea?
Liv: DIARY! And I found the name of the son's therapist. He lives in Utah, and, get this. He was murdered last night!
Mike: Damn! Things have taken a turn. No wonder you have diarrhea.
- Permalink: Damn! Things have taken a turn. No wonder you have diarrhea.
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Resident Alien Quotes
Sheriff: I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson. Everybody calls me Big Black.
Harry: Because of your truck.
Sheriff: Because of my... [chuckles] Oh, you funny, huh? Funny.
- Permalink: Because of my... Oh, you funny, huh? Funny.
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Spring. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, the sun warms the earth. Somewhere; not here. It's 30 degrees out, it snowed nine feet last winter, and four frozen sodas just exploded in my truck. Welcome to Patience, Colorado.
Harry