The Bachelorette returns this evening. You can admit it, you're excited.

Watching The Bachelorette is a guilty pleasure, sure, but a pleasure just the same. Half the fun is making fun of how ridiculous the storylines and people are.

Yes, we said storylines, because there are actual story editors credited for the ABC show. It's contrived, typically scripted nonsense. Enjoyable, yes. But contrived.

Another pastime that goes along with viewing the trials and tribulations of Ashley Hebert's quest for love? Guessing/reading about who wins ahead of time!

SOMEONE decides to make his first impression count!

To that end, our friends at The Hollywood Gossip have already compiled a long list of the guys on the show and who gets eliminated down to the final four.

Someone leaves and then comes back (shocker), Ashley is faced with emotional turmoil (bigger shocker) and the guys are put to the test like never before.

Warning: Significant spoilers await.

Are you ready, Bachelorette fanatics? Follow this link for The Bachelorette spoilers THG has compiled so far, with more to come as the season progresses ...

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