Welcome to the 98th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

Who won this week's test of Gossip Girl creativity? It was a tough call.

Your Caption Contest entries are all great, but the winner is LydiaA.

Congratulations! Honorable mentions go out to Dark Princess, pretential_energy and GossipGirlFanTori. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck again next week!

Nate smiled when he thought about his perfect scheme. She still hadn't recognized the mustache he painted on her with a permanent pen. All he had to do now was in some way make her eyebrows grow together and she would stay a virgin forever. Yes indeed his plan was perfection.

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